A True Horror Story

I'm going to tell you a true story.

This is the kind of story that affects every single one of us. It brings a reign of terror down upon our heads. Unfortunately, this is a reality that few can run from.

I want you to imagine a water ride, that spins couples around in circles.

 It sounds completely innocent right? 

Well that is where you are wrong.

Imagine if one person out of every couple died a tragic death during the water ride and was never seen again.

Essentially, I just told you the love story of my socks and the washing machine. 

#foreveralone.

horrifically,